SubscribeIf you are new to the hobby there are a few things you oughta know. First off there are two iron clad rules you should never forget:
1. Do your research.
2. Be careful out there, this ain’t birdwatching.
That said here are some more casual tips to help you along your journey.
3. If she says “If it’s not me than it’s free.” she means that she is using fake pics and you can go fuck yourself when you she arrives and you figure this out.
4. If she says she is “Curvy” or “Thick” or “Voluptuous” she means she’s fat.
5. If she says she is 25, she’s 30. If she says she’s 30 she’s 35.
6. If she says she’s “half Asian and part Jamaican” or “part Italian, Mexican and ebony”. She means she is black. The more crazy nationalities in the list, the lighter skinned she is.
7. If her pics only show her face, she has a bad body. If her pics only show her body, probably a butterface.
8. If she lists her phone number is listed in crazy words and symbols like “TWO five Three {4O7} oh / four / se7en / three”. It means that she has bad reviews and does not want you searching her number on Google, or the review boards.
The above are the main reason that a place like TNA’s Seattle escort review section is such a valuable resource.
